Extremes

Racial tensions destroy trust
and turn bright futures into mush,
ruining tight communities
with distraught blind infernal greed.

I'd like to see an extended skit wherein a straight jock is busted talking to his cat in an effeminate manner by a gay man who consequently rebukes him, calling him gay. The argument lasts a solid 15 minutes as the heterosexual superjock vehemently defends homosexuality and the gay man vindictively critiques it. The camera zooms in on the cat and a television playing NFL football as they start to make out.