Saturday, April 11, 2026

Shempathafarawaygongles

Etruscanadidactyl'nol 
viscozy rooteatemporal 🫚
giddeaconstructive gleefulsome 😀
ramshackeepsakédenflexton 🐏

voyagermaine sparrodeepspace 🌠
oh-me-omegatronsondaze 🎸
deltatters poetatowtruck 🥔
excelevator lightning-struck 🌩

canuckleheadway borgmandize 💻
cerebrawlingeringcapsize 🧠
ajaycenturionblasé ⚔
orbitalmanicknackolades 🛰

allayman configarotis 🍞 
uphypoallarvedicey 🪰
inherroneous microboat 🛥
aflickwiccan vicarafloat 🌲

abloatendermatokempty. 

Friday, April 10, 2026

Fluxurious

Bogged downhome stasis marchery twang
fennigan 'fuffle swampersand dune
vetted dissected clackety cruise
mariner magpie holstein hearth

grimacing ghoul fortuitous frown
withering wince marmellow mash
emotive 'flage cornhusker 'fuge
soma 'lacrum hybriddle hocus

vocal pinpointdextr'ous mismatched membranes
marbled conduction blithering dearth
spiralling hatch swineyard sortie
dissolving adorable gothic fluidity 

tomcatty jones charming enchantment 
jejunglee jinx barrelhousebound
calico crisper fallow retained
'ciferous vocab ornament lex

eclipsing pulsar stately ambrosia
festoon tycoon garland croquet
dazzling dust devil whimpering slight
tarragon tremors fastened askew

oblong kyoto cryptic hiatus
banishing bulge frugal inception
inchoate cream shimmering gown
Cadillac quorum quadrant variable

swish-ke-slob scurvy redoubled effortitude
scallywag sympatico zesty relish 
casabathousebound embryo unction
thoroughbred chalice jocose enterprise

imbroglyonostrum elliptical clash
asphyxiated stifle babbling brouhaha
rabble roused recourse diverse counsel
chaotic quench salient enclave

starboard sufferance anointed Druid
peripatechnic sparmesan crust
immersive axiom rotisserie ramshack
nutrient nebulae languid larva 

maquillage malcontent austere spontaneity
cloaked conditional hollow imperative
pirouette pewter symbiotic swirl
obscure definition gourmantic glade

ricochet Richelieu neutrino nuance
photon overdrive daguerrotypical
artifice flume Boston cream
volcanic cosmos obsidian crest

ironcalladin technicolour tempo
salamander skimp collusive sublimity
hyena harken hammerhead hail
metropolitan magma meadowlark slam

marathon mingle fingerling fresca
opaque jasmine saturnine hinge 
lunar module bivouac burnish
starling doppelgäng squadron threshold. 

Thursday, April 9, 2026

Has anyone already written the "cloned meat" film where the meat comes alive?

Imaginative reckoning. Resolute forbearance. Ukrainian longevity. 

Wednesday, April 8, 2026

The last week has demonstrated the hold Fox has on the American psyche like crazy. 

Like totally crazy. 😜

Even crazier than usual.

Which is usually incredibly crazy. 

Chitke vykonannya. Vyrazna velych. Ukrayins'ka vytonchenisť.

Tuesday, April 7, 2026

Schizopolis

The _________ had made the Stanley Cup Finals again and people throughout the country were pumped. I was hoping they would pick up the underdog win and heavily cheered in their traditional favour. A friend texted one day with a question about their chances, but before I could answer I saw a turtle on the road. I picked the turtle up and helped him or her cross to the other side. But upon reaching the safe embankment, it turned around and scampered back whence he had come. I couldn't text my friend and state that this sign likely meant that ___________ was going to lose the series, I could only hope and pray I was wrong. Fortunately, I never told anyone about the prophetic turtle. It made things much easier when __________ lost and people were fuming mad.

My dad was really sick and mom and I had never really thought he would pass away, we figured the doctors would help him out and he'd recover soon posthaste. But on my daily walk when he was in the hospital over a dozen turkey vultures suddenly appeared chillin' in the trees. I hardly ever see them in that wooded area. I hoped and prayed it wasn't a sign (it was).

A month before that, I went for a walk to a convenience store to buy some things, when I saw a bad car accident that an ambulance had already reached. I was hoping it wasn't a sign that dad was really sick, but 5 days later we had to admit him to a hospital. 

The last time the Broncos won the Super Bowl I saw horses wherever I went. Plus Montréal's métro shared the Broncos colours. The colours had given me hope a couple of years before after the Broncos lost in the Super Bowl. I tried not to take them too seriously but still totally felt hopeful.

Sunlight passing through tree branches makes interesting patterns on the ground. Did ancient spiritual leaders use them to make wild predictions? 

When you visit the same location each time it snows the snow accumulates in a different pattern. Did ancient shaman note divine sculpted difference within and look to the future nimbly and confidently?

Who knows?

The spiritual age before science and reason must have been tumultuous nevertheless.

So many people earning a living doing such things.

The voodoo mysticism at times even governing. 

With the internet's lack of critical oversight this kind of thing seems to be reemerging, as groups fed up with hearing they're wrong wildly pursue irrational agendas. 

And people who never thoroughly embraced scientific reasoning remain immersed in magical realism. 

Logic and reason hovering undetected.

In lucid heartfelt agile wonder.

Monday, April 6, 2026

Is the Strait of Hormuz starting to seem like the Mutara Nebula? 

And is Iran luring Khan in? 

Co-obrachadh tròcaireach. Ath-fhuaimneachadh ioma-atharrachail. Triceadan Ucràineach.

Sunday, April 5, 2026

Happy Easter/Joyeuses Pâques! 🐣🐰

Saturday, April 4, 2026

Barrowdine'ergolementorque

'Squizit-zodidactitus ⁈
andronettled phoebuttercup 🧈
idiomatricequinsight 👁
envisionized 'fouccultite 👓

marmittens gloaven thermaltease 🧤
detonguestlistlessonarley 👅
lyricochester revereeds 
cavaliancynoschtickory 🏒

releaflet alphabetumnal 🍂
keygreystrobelitter'dactyl 🦍
palmetronominumbskulster 💀
pulsaturationalbacurd 🧀

absurdulcetashogunstar 🌟
uncannie hallmarzanzibar 📇
panflutter-nutter-khamenstutter 𓀛
wildernestle clutzy-clutter 🌲

subinsysteminenceforth. 

Friday, April 3, 2026

Cinnamonjaro

Earthling altitude modest terrain
temperate texture soulful substance
tarmacademia blithe restraints
sheepskin shawarma blessed vibe

resourceful slapdash clerical flutter
obscure insignia heraldic vague
fetching inscription ferrel motto
furnished amplitude blind rendition

tamarack emblem debonair blemish 
Calcutta Colby fragrant steep
leafy agglomerate sentiment swathe
mellotion dram draughty plunge

colloquial charter bodomnibushel 
novel sensation spirited quote
ambient hue resigned independence
networked bother flapjack flounce

articulate jive legible slog 
vernacular venting diatribe roast
convective coda augmented slice
crucible swagger tapiocandour

gloomy exhaustive opaque billow
jettison jiggle gothic harvest
corn-on-the-cobelisk succulent drool
empathetic scion madeleine muse

sirenaissance core elemental quintessence
gymnastic gallantry aerodyne fore
soaring residuals existential thrust
interwoventriloquy agile glide

panoramic puma blissful ineptitude 
pulsating rhythm saddle & paddle
carnougat sidewinding centigrade shivers
zodiak zephyr stolid oak

habitual measure windswept meadow
cicada signet bobcat petal
incessant drain uncanny leisure
stoked stultified sandlot snooze

magnumbing mantra idiomatrix
dominion auspices resolute craze
incidental fusion illustrious lobe
diurnal bland castigated lummox

maladroit mosey cavernous stumble
precipitous climb flexible limb
laidback enrolment festive swoon
endearing swell fertile blossom

diggin'-in-deep extolled concerted
fluent schematics rubric invention
intermediate manga solar proximity
gambolling gait tantamontagne

cross interdiction esteemed allotment 
soulful sacrifice joyful fidelity
carbonbontemps lapins curieux 
eggstatactition sunrisen shine. 

Thursday, April 2, 2026

English Word: Flippant // Spanish Words: Ligero/Ligera 🦁🐯

Rythme enjoué. Exaltation souple. Tact ukrainien. 

Wednesday, April 1, 2026

The Denver Broncos: Bo Nix! 🏈

Uusi tulkinta. Inspiroivaa variaatiota. Ukrainalaista jammailua.

Tuesday, March 31, 2026

Bedlambience

Cyclically fated to hesitantly contend, the animals of the forest aligned themselves en masse, within and without the town which they inhabited, as the habitual schematics of their natures mutated.

The mice were typically afraid of cats who vehemently critiqued their colonialist endeavours, and skittishly hid from them in shadows while they austerely ruled the roost.

Simultaneously, the frisky felines sought haughty refuge from the fishers, who sought them out and about the town and were inclined to facetious wickedness. 

The fishers couldn't hide from the wolves however who were sincerely irritated by their standing, and adamantly composed themselves adroitly to boldly limit their expanding numbers.

One mouse was cunning nevertheless and taught his brethren to unite as one, and chase away the intrusive cats who were causing so much disastrous trouble.

The cats then followed suit and ferociously fought off the wanton fishers, who also abandoned their traditional independence and were able to fight off the wolves.

Not fight off I suppose, a rather messy state of affairs developed. 

Known as the postmodern wilderness. 

In improvised collective verdant flow.

I liked how the bears stayed out of it and just minded their own business, feasting on vegetation and nuts and honey it's a bear's life to be sure ad infinitum.

As far as the madness goes clever civilized rights seemed to be emerging, through the aggrieved disputes and senseless loss of life the affected animals came to an understanding.

Thankfully supernatural order kept the populations reasonably balanced, and no one was able to wildly annihilate their future endemic friends and neighbours. 

If only the reasonable balance could manifest headlines like the alternative.

And keep the populace entranced in awe.

As widespread goodwill acutely flourished. 

Monday, March 30, 2026

Effortless brilliance. 

Erfindungsräich Nohaltegkeet. Innovativ Industrie. Ukrainesch Geschécklechkeet.

Sunday, March 29, 2026

Isn't a chauffeur a good idea? 

Munificencia innata. Compaixón xeneralizada. Interactividade ucraína. 

Saturday, March 28, 2026

Celesteelemurcanstyle

Mercuratrivaultimorus 🪐
'tardetridenemendacious 🔱
agglengairy roseatery 🍔
sediamondial-Océanie 🌊

sillysprucegoosebumperscriptscropt 🌲
aerodynamojocelot 🐈
weightgainsoothsayn platiptoflu 🔮
pushovercrafty doodle-do ✐

askewbalcuetic scampdiknave 🎱
véhiculinareebokchez 🏍
ahoisimularinksideswipe 🏒
outlandishtow'la'vegemite 🥕

titmousse aloafermentity 🍻
guffaffle sacre-blueberry 🫐
waft-torpiccadillwheedlando 🎪
hibearnatation gnomin'ole 🐻

chaufernickelsomatadorsey. 

Friday, March 27, 2026

 Go Jays! ⚾

Cheminstrel

Incommunicado restless interlocutor
opaque isthmus crackling wood
baroque embellishment ludic verve
incessant antics quivering fletch

summited circa pinnacle plush
inordinate view symbiotic horizon
dazzling downpour gracious melody
leapfroggin' lacka ambient haze

cardiovascular decked out dygnashing
quizzical camper sandstriking smidge
fussy instructions aghast retinue
punctilious incline almond bitters

sawdust sucré atemporal flux
modest demeanour exemplary marrow
chestnutterance spitfire samosa
whiplash stampede 'tripetal blush

accelerant catalyst crucial consumption
jaundiced jaguar infinite loop
Danube dispiriting swollen embankments
didgerdeluge ominiondation

exotic sampler smithereens scoot 
vacillate vermint crafteaspoon critter
vanilla sedgling vehicular blinds
botanical blimsy tobaccolades

frenetic fissure frugallaghershwin
optimal nominal whole grain blather
tantamount treacle viscid supplication
invertebrate buzz infinite fleece

brittle consternation bewildering blasé
comatose stride sleepwalking sentience
dizzying drowsy succour shallot
labyrinthine strata lithe collocation

Morpheus mingle curious swagger
inchoate charm vouchsafing vessel
subconscious structure shapeshifting sands
elusive elocutus jocose jammin'

husky interlude cerebral paucity
juxtaposed lick rhythmic pulse
crescending sorcery glib diminuendo 
improvised guideline denouement stress

fitful romance disinclined thriller
comedic quark siesta sci-fi
meteoric magma galactic chemistry
soluble liquified coaxing unknown

enigmatic math eccentric equipoise 
garland sugargomellow enterprise
rooty microbe coagulate granule 
aggregate shade pebble bipedal

octane inducement incognito nebulae
'dromeda snorbit courageous descent
fugacious fauna feverish fruit
extracurricular unique venture

spawned.

Thursday, March 26, 2026

The desire for chaos reflects itself in the false supposition that things will break down.