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Thursday, February 19, 2026
Wednesday, February 18, 2026
Tuesday, February 17, 2026
Dogmesticikitty
The snow refused to charitably yield and continued falling for weeks on end, the resultant piles indeed insurmountable as commerce and education could no longer function.
Even the army was unable to clear the vast voluminous onslaught of flakes, and people were locked down in grim seclusion with no emancipating end in sight.
For some, it was plain old February the dead of winter putrid and zombified, it was just a matter of one more board game before the resolute sun would resplendently shine.
But this time it didn't, the unabashed snow snidely fell with blanketing tempestuousness, as emphatic worries gradually increased with distressing implacable disregard.
It felt like the time of the caveman as cloistered hysterics began to erupt, and too much time had awkwardly passed to relieve the tension with play and song.
When, to make matters worse, domestic cats and dogs revolted.
And forged wild hunting parties of their own.
From which safe refuge could not be found.
It's utterly absurd.
Like our cherished pets would ever wildly revolt against us!
It doesn't make sense if contemporary logic is keenly taken into universal account.
Still, the scene where the gigantic pack of dogs vehemently descended on the ________ team, was crazy intense and filled with emotion through the creative use of traditional plays.
I suppose it was a bit cliché to have the army taken out first, to make the film that much more harrowing as the snow continued to fall.
The battle at the sequestered nunnery between the sisters and the barrage of cats, was spiritually sinister in its death-defying bedlam, no doubt ill-suited to Sunday school.
Throughout, the bewildered Trundle family oddly observes the ancient imbroglio, scholastically endowed and academically inclined they can't explain the pestilent reckoning.
I loved how the hibernating animals emerged from their slumber to save the town, passionately criticizing the dogs and cats for casting off their traditional domesticity.
Ending the film with the bucolic, Just another god damn February, left me somewhat overcome with joy, the bizarro crisis having been averted, not bad for animation.
Labels:
Animals,
Blizzards,
Bucolics,
Dogmesticikitty,
Domestic Animals,
February,
Hockey,
Horror,
Julio Cionado,
Madness,
Nunneries,
Seclusion,
Wild Animals,
Winter
Monday, February 16, 2026
Sunday, February 15, 2026
Saturday, February 14, 2026
Equinocturntabulachant
Clavacillicorndance-rhythm 🎹
existentorianism 📣
whirlingo sunswervature 🌞
picturn'est-ce-quervaceous allure 🖌
securative evelodromed 🚲
alimentarty cornerstone
wishborneo archipelego 🏝
sidewindaring'lutineiro 🐍
marrow-route-bowstringaling-ping 🎸
blizzardent tempeschroomaligned 🍄
acloystereese carsiclusion 🚗
mellowriddlin' 'brevolution
convolublutinted clove
contemporainihustlin' drove 🤠
alcoventary vestiary 👕
incanpolitessencerely 🥪
febulletinkersoareedy.
Friday, February 13, 2026
Celluloid
Exotic alternative featherwing fathom
gargoilic flight itinerant strand,
innocuous stride jaded carcajewel
evergreen bowrider enveloped song.
Candid seclusion orcaestral cloister
aesthetic shroud velveteen verse,
enlivening shrug joyous sashay
delicate warmth elusive jive.
Florentine refresh expedient spine
carmellow marshel floral elegance,
latent liaison subconscious swarm
meteeyore mingle preposterous gala.
Mulletiquette merge bourgeois rebellion
insincere duty jitterbug vibe,
inarticulate vicar amorphous swathe
imperceptible stave sheer instability.
Corresponding bloom interactive jam
swaggregatorial watershed wriggle,
comatoastie hyphen weathervanguardian
exclamatartarso baleinear.
Frivolous foray bootcamp blazer
acrylic scripture limestone blues,
emblazoned barnacle suffrage surge
flagship frugality lunar eclipse.
Flantrepreneurial blithe cherubim
chillaxed cupidity fletching flex,
beeswax brethren strident hive
honeycombrackenrig elixir distilled.
Breathtaking ballast temperamental shrill
awkward improvisation serumdipitous salsa,
by the light of the moon quixotic tenure
fanciful frequencies chill affinity.
Industrious vision resourceful acuity
cynosure sideline molecular 'moji,
maneuvering magpie acritical crux
aloof quintessentials brittle substance.
Wholesome weetabixby homely incandescence
cherished camaraderie curious fold,
coordinates clashing sly dissimulation
mystical conjuring mercurial clips.
Visual inertia ballpoint pendulum
chime illusion rustic clay,
vehicular speed resilient caution
baroque flow swift currentbun.
Scrutable swishnet legible squire
victual varmint dormant chant,
taciturnabout clam androgynous boulang'
satchel neutrino gossamer globe.
A special time of year.
Romantic.
Chill.
Thursday, February 12, 2026
Wednesday, February 11, 2026
Tuesday, February 10, 2026
Griffintown
Troubled times chaotically emerge across a once united and prosperous continent, the deranged whims of an unhinged jackass breaking down decades worth of trust.
New scenarios effectively matriculate within the given framework with contagious hope, as people more familiar with continental commerce focus their insights on local trends.
At times feeling somewhat uncertain as the opaque puzzle shifts and sideswipes, the compelling example of a nation within a nation spiritually instructs the neophyte tenure.
Even though Québec was once left behind by a dismissive and proud monopolizing English Canada, it still agrees to offer advice on how to build thriving local economies.
Having resisted the colonialist onslaught of American media throughout the North, it boldly supplies creative exemplars of unique crafts and books and films.
The delegates from Ontario saliently marvel in disbelief, at how a culture so close to the United States has intricately defined itself organically.
An observer keenly notes the following theory that he holds dear, that artisans creating novelties in Québec are more concerned with sharing high-quality goods.
The esteemed sublimity culturally attached to exquisite crafts sold at affordable prices, startles and shocks the Anglo delegation with its general focus on expensive kitsch.
Markets that have nothing to do with _________ or wildlife begin to materialize throughout the country, as respectable and affordable innovations are given the green light by local banks.
Québec's collective focus definitively refined through English Canada's dismissals, is fluently adapted by that very same network as it experiences the same thing at the hands of the Americans.
Speeches are made across the nation warmly thanking Québec for its help, and sadly apologizing for the heinous way it was scurrilously treated by advocates of imperialism.
And as time slowly passes, a miracle takes place, as things become so much much less tacky, and so unlike what's found in the States.
And the focus isn't to spend as little as possible to make enormous profits.
But to simply make quality goods.
That people like.
And sell them reasonably.
Monday, February 9, 2026
Sunday, February 8, 2026
Saturday, February 7, 2026
Silicorncobbalthazargauntie
Fineiguillaumely calclutter 🏡
uflustroost caimanoeuvredure 🐓
coslumbersomedramadada 🪵
pulpita harangoogooga 🏌
vespaletteset nitrottinette 🛵
scoobabelleview slogagalette 🤿
biscuizine cookemonstrustworthy 🍪
chezodiantique discurvy
lanternpickerwhippoorwill 🐦
seabasilispy chlorophyll 🥬
arc'en'celestruihousetoptics 🌈
cobrukshooked locomicrofiche 🐟
tisk-tiskalens shutterbuggy ◁
snapshotput insulalately 📷
another season at an end 🏈
misoholidaylightenment 🌞
krakendramentailspendthrift-glen. 🌲
Friday, February 6, 2026
Super Bowl Pick
Seattle Seahawks/New England Patriots: the compelling rematch over a decade later of the infamous pass that lost a Super Bowl, both teams completely new(?), and likely focused on other things. Their regular season stats are close without any noteworthy discrepancies, both having defeated a team from Los Angeles in the playoffs, both defences shining at opportune times. Seattle looks like the better team and they defeated two strong division rivals to make the Super Bowl, the Rams did seem like they might win, but the 'hawks just kept on scoring more touchdowns. I haven't been that impressed with the Patriots' offence during the postseason, but their regular season stats are crazy, it would be cool to see Drake Maye have a huge game, he's so young and incredibly fortunate. Sam Darnold looks so much like an old childhood friend though, who was often mistaken for my brother, and he's been playing exceptionally well, how could I possibly not pick him? Seattle's won 4 of their last 5 meetings and 7 of their last 10, but New England won the only game that counts, late in the 4th, 28-24. It seems like the best thing I can do for the Patriots is indeed not to pick them, since I haven't picked them three times and they've come up with three huge playoff wins. But at the end of the day, isn't that a bit crazy, bizarro mysticism likely not a factor? Seattle does look like the better team. Picking the Seahawks, hoping it's close.
Equinox Flower
Docile diminutive barren lotion
studious encouragement insipid lounging,
sheer dedication bedouin brow
prosperous journey windswept stealth.
Falcon festoon petrified viaduct
vital tradition newfound trajectories,
versatile threshold fecund elaboration
hybrid harangue embroidered conniption.
Derelict diminuendo indignant stampede
cozy caprice byzantine verse,
shutterbug 'slaw coca-bifocola
lumberton lunette fiesty gargantuan.
Intellect industry cerebral artistry
ludicrous variance spiritual rhythm,
sacre bluebellrung piccolo plasma
fisher fiesta mink arug'.
Doting disintegrate vaporous swirl
steam-engine whistle fluid cascade,
disarming allegiance earnest distraction
vacant obscurity wholesome void.
Nautical nebulae veline vedette
laidback seclusion storefront stroll,
intuitive browse discerning homage
clandestine collage emotive fuel.
Heralded harken kraken cadre
zodiak zephyr tenacious teddy,
spontaneous sharing gushing glare
erudite script fervid eccentricity.
Rigid resilience lithe determinacy
opaque shadow furtive blush,
conception pillar plush exhibition
indicative throb shimmering sheath.
Glib infatuation harnessed extraction
unbridled feather carefree flakes,
recalcitrant meadow recrudescent glade
contumelious dell frenetic afield.
Enigmatic instinct tempestuous glob
globular glisten deciduous dew,
frosty discrepancy drifting dalliance
rustling reverie sojourn breeze.
Flip hibernation transient torpor
eclectic dream impassioned variables,
slumbering forest cavernous mountains
blithe somnambulism joyous fragility.
Why do some animals sleep throughout the winter while others struggle to find food?
Was it through the defiance of a jaded divinity?
Or as the climate shifted, did they simply not move away?
Feel bad for local deer anyway.
They be strugglin'.
Big time.
Thursday, February 5, 2026
When Free Trade between Canada and the U.S was first announced, there were massive protests.
People didn't want American goods crushing Canadian markets.
Now, the children who grew up with those American markets, have to once again develop homegrown Canadian and Québecois markets.
Québec's lucky, they've been focused on buying Québec for decades (and they produce quality merchandise).
If Québec can do it sans problème, there's no doubt English Canadian artists and entrepreneurs can too.
As long as banks are willing to back them up.
It's kind of exciting to think of what people might come up with!
Labels:
Canada and Québec,
Free Trade,
Innovation,
Politics
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