Saturday, October 17, 2026

Chinuck

The unique death-defying peaks
the farmland toiling indiscreet
industrious and rhythmic jams
artistically compel the land

to fertilely diversify 
define delineate imbibe
magnetic virtuosity 
pulsating charismatic free

the Flames voltaically compete
the Oiler's legend tough to beat
Stampeding touchdowns round and round 
the Elk acutely hold their ground

integral roles still theirs to play
dynamic grit wholesale all day
tough pioneering synergies
Alberta's bold vivacity!

collegiate.

Friday, October 16, 2026

Mazeldadatof

Acute disregard maladroit ramble
indolent offshore jolly clipper
ranching financing steadfast bough
conundrum contraction medley moog

intestinal decimal flayed éstomach
comatose spleen jocose jostle
haywire shuck juxtaposed chuckle
implicit strain rottweiler nerf

insipid speckle vapid disintegration
banal compositor blasé photon
mashed alabaster withdrawn brogue
disjunctive antecedent cloned conjecture

bay leaf swirl mischievous merge
compact schema dashing mélange
whirlwind froam cool whip cluster
augmented 'bellish critical croon

Dagwood's fauna menagerie jive
jargon alarmin' vernicknackular
moonstruck vestige plutonic vertices
embryo kraken bloated spree

nestled canvessled motif cervezzled
saracentauring blossom allay
gateau imbroglio featherwing folio
marmite lite brite solstice shiver

bananesthesia riveted stoke
butterscotch veil peaches & cream
supine eyezorro bivouac blinds
auburn gloss scimitar slice

hashing dispatching Antigua flame
surveillance swelter aloof subterfuge
distracted aura clay quintessentials
malleable onslaught curate cloister

deluxe abacuspud scalloped throes
Argentine techno amplitude scion
tallow Invictus Cattalan cruise
occupied plow circuitry salvo

Manhatten smidgen marginal s'loon
guttural granule popinjay snooze
fey calisthenics intricate quip
vicorrugation boxspring fjord

vesper Colchester plaid attire
checkered sundog splotched marrow
nicotine blush flush crater
zealous impala dispelled swarm

chlorine submarine serene grenadine  
detoxifly stellar pith
overdrive shafty magnitude quelm
visceral stagger 'crudescent craze.

Thursday, October 15, 2026

Canada has so much to offer as a united country. Look at its size. You can live in so many different environments and movement is free, you can just pick up and go. B.C's covered in mountains, the Prairies have abundant farms and forests, Ontario's mostly a giant forest but in the South there's a taste of urban life, the same goes for Québec and you can learn some French if you move there, while the Maritimes and Newfoundland/Labrador abound with goodwill, not to mention cool ocean views and seafood. Don't forget the Arctic which supplies an unbelievably unique experience that is readily at our disposal. There's so much to offer as a united country. We're so much stronger as one. 

Broncos! 🏈

Determinação tenaz. Firmeza e retidão. Postura ucraniana. 
 

Wednesday, October 14, 2026

Living in Alberta was amazing. Decent people, good food, cool working environments, I loved it. Can't wait to go back! 🏔 🛢🤠 🏈

Vennlig auspici. Disiplinerte rutiner. Ukrainsk industri. 

Tuesday, October 13, 2026

Digestive Aid

It seemed like a miraculous invention destined to save billions of lives worldwide, and was taken up with adamant fervour upon the announcement of its impetus.

Lab grown meat, the definitive end to senseless slaughter and inherent cruelty, the scientists involved heralded as champions of environmentalism and sustainability. 

A group of brave adventurers were selectively chosen to test the product, after years of painstaking research and cumbersome interminable frustration. 

It sounded harmless and fun, simply show up and eat a ribeye, with burgers and bacon and venison, for the average meat eater, a robust feast.

They settled in to their choice of salad and were even offered garlic bread and soup, the tantalizing meal universally appealing to the chosen few delicately selected.

Everything was going well after dessert finished up and the participants settled down, their choice of televisual and filmic accompaniments vigorously awaiting heartfelt visions.

When suddenly several of the guests broke out into unanticipated fevers.

Before the lab grown meat they had consumed.

Burst through their skin in mammalian facsimile. 

*I didn't get it dad? Why did all the animals suddenly burst through the skin of the oblivious gluttons?

**Well you see son, according to the film, the scientists hadn't taken into account the transformative characteristics of the newly conceived food, and were uncertain how it would effect a hungry curious adoring public. So they tested it on a group who were then transformed into different beasts, depending on what they'd eaten that evening, it kind of makes sense when you think about it.

*Oh, I see, that does make way more sense.

**Totally.

***I liked the sequel, where they collected the remains of the guests and ground them up and fed them to the animals, and then the humans burst out through the animal skins, indeed alive once again.

*Spoiler!

**Interstellar! 

*I was surprised to see a coyote.

***Endemic cutbacks. So unpredictable. 

Sunday, October 11, 2026

Happy Thanksgiving/Joyeux Action-de-grâces! 🦃
 
Broncos! 🏈

Saturday, October 10, 2026

Skidaedelustrestlesquir'ky

Bostammersion vortexcursion 
cellarvaehicule'tidervish 🛶
driftstringed fortifly-wingéd 🪽
bambosshaggled wawatershed 🌊

sacreduluxuriotous 🥊
volumpyramidrifferous 🜜
adjustmentalongsidecartoon 🦼
accelerye hummushvroom-vroom 🍄

exhumidorsal fuel-hand-fluke 🐋
gasee-us tiptoyodasboot 🧸
campliable suppulledsporkspring ⛺
flexibullroaring chachaching 🐮

upswingmammalioncubist 🦁
porchlightning mexhiboutanist 🦉
l'hiver se vient gastronomy ⛄
garleak pumpkindred Thanksgiving! 🧄

sasquashimiscuit-butternutty. 🧈

Friday, October 9, 2026

Peach Cobbler

Lazuliology tempest whimper
creosote shandy whimcyclic knave
velodramatic couscous cuddle
chug-a-chug chome mouchoir chou-chou

aquiline noteworthy chevron syndicate
exchequer oater fluidic melee
saturnine teatime champignon soma
steamwhistlin' broil pizza-za-goo

delicate crinkle fromagelessentials
piquant piñata membrane moxy
awkward osmosis cosmic immersion
soluble swelter aggregate graze

Clayton indifference junket jangle
soporiff sequential saccharine chive 
decked-out dilettante socialite splice
scampy seclusion staunch brevity

chloroplast circa lay filibuster
frenzied Clemenzee tantamontagne
lexus convextus nincompoop nexus 
brittle noblesse static malaise

resurgent hustle ramshackle rounds 
rutabeggarbuckle Theseus mic
phonetic heebie frenetic jeebie
transom toga cloned sluice

agile cross-stitching lucid bewitching
cozy mimosey ambrosial folky
precipice Pisces dynaminimalism
spumoni slobster cloaked mollusk

cryptic Jaeger stealthy brawn
slipstream swaddle tasteless sprout
pudgy promontory fecund spud
butterflut Zagnut Duchess Lorraine

breastplate mallow stark indicative 
underscored slash remonstrance revel
splayed expedient trite rendition
miscreant measure hastentornado

daffodilwheedle improvised scrum
antennae slouch abstruse tweed
crazed yellow jacket sinus solute
abysmal crevice vacuum radar

telescope spoke mammalian froth
ritual rototill whippersnap slack
cursed malediction flossed samplitude
critical spunk carousel fluke

diurnal decibel creeping ivy
strep throat ludic lozenge
hamstring pluck Toyota tango
viscose visuals skeleton sketch

gobbledegook Western splatter
cymbalane squash garlic mash
buttery veg casual st/roll
autumnal savour pumpkin spice!  

Thursday, October 8, 2026

I would advise the new National AI Council to watch The Terminator films, and the episode of Elementary that backs them up. 

Nepredvidiva energičnost. Simfonijski žar. Ukrajinska virtuoznost. 

Wednesday, October 7, 2026

I just hope Palestinians and Israelis will stop killing each other. That's best case. 

Defensiv virtuositet. Hemmalagets hjärta. Ukrainsk hemmaplan.

Tuesday, October 6, 2026

Harakiri

Iron clad austere absolutes definitively guiding a warrior's code, effectively upheld with rigid distinction from age to age and epoch to epoch.

Yet as the hardcore cookie crumbles and less severe ways of life embolden, manifold exceptions to stilted structures playfully contend with mischievous endurance. 

A family on the brink of starvation desperately sells off all their belongings, impoverished samurai obtusely set free after their loyal master was dismissed.

An honourable man refusing the distinction of seeing his daughter linked to a chieftain, contradictorily preferring to see her wed to an old friend's son as broke as he. 

Happiness enlightens for a while as innocent love convivially manifests, and the family makes ends meet while wholeheartedly enjoying each other's company. 

Until one day the child becomes sick and there's no money to buy him medicine.

The son-in-law thinking he may find some at the palace. 

If he pretends he's willing to kill himself. 

When it becomes apparent that they expect him to do it, he asks for a few days clemency, after which he states he'll return and freely fulfill his heartfelt promise.

They refuse and don't inquire into the nature of his request.

Deciding not to be regarded.

As a refuge for the damned.

Had the young samurai explained his plight the governing administrator may have been merciful, but the thought of being industriously retained produces too much longing to be disregarded.

The obstinate nature of the leader his obdurate refusal to grant his wish, firmly demonstrates the concrete candour which eventually deprives many of their lives.

Do the compassionate and merciful not ethereally ensure the cultivation of communal life (Los Angeles and San Diego)!

Rather than blunt destructive agency (Republican idiocy starring Trump)?

Through novel artistic intricate synergies.

Who thought the peaceful gains of 30 years ago were something to be foolishly disdained?

What a difference to see a world like this.

Trump's Christian supporters must know he's an apostate of hell. 

Sunday, October 4, 2026

Tough loss. 

Broncos! 🏈

Imthacaí claochlaitheach. Ilghnéitheacht idirdhealaitheach. Néaróg Úcránach.

Saturday, October 3, 2026

Mycambrosebuddelightning-swing

Dimpulsardonichez-chez 🌟
grizzlayman'onclétonickey 🧸
displaytimewarpingponderosa 
techromanic domisilva 🌲

cultouring bachteria 🦠
betreasuretroventriloca 😜
helichopteradancinq-sept 🍻
mojoesoundbittartisanklet 

insipientsizzlintbrushstroke 📚
alohambonabodumbo 🐵
microefficient textibition 🎪
denimonitorsubmissive 

fosteriopellmell'tron 📻
elrondeltatter tocklington 🏒
hyfondue syphondadamsel 🫕
eightballpointpintofubarbell 🚀

afieldingrigamaroleplay. ⚾

Friday, October 2, 2026

Lobotomisurlesionary

Objurgate whelp blessed depiction
synergy sympa Gladstone growl
gremlin indenton Daytona scramb
soluble script hornrimmed hogtown

fluid succulence gaggle bedazzle
spartan bone sinewy fold 
oily fishtale yodelay yarn
bodacious bellow cardio quickening

disorderly fangs forsceptorpido
vampiric clot oceanic levee 
barricade balsam fortress schlock 
fermented glaze Appleton 'lixir 

suction induction rabid luncheon 
soothsayin' Pepcid fallow yield 
cosmetic crusher baritone blush
alto piazza lassitude linger

festive discretion popinjay pounce
charismatic crucible Goliath gambit
persimmon malba lateral lesion 
sangria solstice Scorpio splurge

pineapple pith woebegone whimsy
sproust carcachoust Revlon whittle
heartstring moharpsi halcyon chord
viloxi vibe resonant pitch

tuning soluting hifi-faluting
revolving adoring fritacohooting
garlicky naan tranquil lycan
belvedere bossom 'colada sclaw

Griffin preamble vestibule clove
sweltering glade wrought spectacle 
raspberry plinth palisade molt
lackadood' jambal steeping glaze

fillet flimflam jacozy carbon
gaseous antiquity almond jive
ricochet rushmore supple pinnacle 
jubilee juniper stoic outcrop

bachelor burnish sanguine hue 
reticent nuance alimental contour
captious capacity jigsaw jetty 
sinuous stockyard beaming stoke

careening camelron brazen gratuity 
necessitous ineptuned biway scythe
sycamore shivers silver quotient 
precipitous Greyskull embedded vowel

supercilious oath essential vacuum 
buick Drambuie visceral vroom
overdrive layover cantina clout
deciduous savour expedited oyst

blotted dysfunction derelict groove
cardinal Dardanelles slumberous Rona
swaying breeze velveteen flux
exotic dreams byzzzzzzantine vogue. 

Thursday, October 1, 2026

Don't like these new fake Instagram wildlife videos.

Sometimes you aren't in the right spot for years before you see an animal.

The wait is so much cooler than fake animal crack. 

Berdeméni effyïa. Chaotiká schédia. Oukranikí antochí. 

Wednesday, September 30, 2026

With the Blue Jays out, I'm rooting for the Brewers in this year's baseball playoffs. Go Milwaukee! 🍻

Disciplinované odhodlání. Vzpurná odvaha. Ukrajinská vitalita.