Sunday, September 20, 2026

Broncos! 🏈

Integral vision. Emancipated mettle. Ukrainian formidability. 

Saturday, September 19, 2026

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culminiachernochillbill. 🧊

Friday, September 18, 2026

To celebrate finally having finished reading Joyce's Ulysses, I fried beef liver with stewing beef + sweet onion & mushrooms (and ate quite a lot of it [there was no pork kidney at the supermarket]). 

Sigh. It led to incontinence!

😎

A Poem is a Naked Person

Behemoth chrysalis jardenia pupa
cajoled cocoon glib metamorphoses
mutating Malachai tisane torrentials
inundated unction annoinkéd flutter

flotilla flotsam jettison jive
overboard plankton 'croscopic plunge
treading tangentials discursive drover
anon etcetera tumbledown wind

insensate shawarma pestilent pench'
Antwerp rotis succulent swank
olfactory ursine novice nostalgia
hickory-dickory button-down bloog

accolade spritzer carbarnacle chive
helios rickenback flouted danube
sunspotty splendiferous ironclad kook
Amelia mai tai finagling flamb

razzmatazz mocha machiatoto
cappuccini olsen cajumelles
avuncular holstein gaseous Kala
composite fulcrum Harry Houdin

vacillate silica pumice chauve
august battalion neutre nostrum
zenith Zimbabba Guinea M'Papa
clicky-lickspittly didgeridoo

quorummagpizance elephantine 
selective Saigon exhaustive willow 
tumaltuous scram idyllic posture
endemic slack slovenly sliver

Hancock humystic tahini trowel 
tartar embarker piña colada 
severance surrogate sobriquet saddle
gallopin' geiser fountainhead frieze 

egad eureka somnolent stench
byzantine biscuit archaic fad
munchie dysfunkty aquikerplunkty
ambient haze Carmichael clan

dubious decla krill kreplaquelustre
vertigo victual enigmastiff
precocious poodle plasmacadabra
'cession digression Brunswick brill

amorphous jiggle jaunty enjambment
quaff kybosh-flossed cellophane frill
Celsius soma crepuscule quad
stuffy sanuffly engulfed traject

oregano Sasha temporal twang 
embellished bloated obtuse drone
electrified trough bellowing blub
enchanted sacrifice cordial balm

aperitif zest theta libation
oaken betokened shilly-shall-shawl
motif elix saccharine cynosure
rosemary 'rugala ovaltine koal'.

Wednesday, September 16, 2026

Caligula was also obsessed with the arts, and for some reason couldn't figure out that the Roman Emperor ranked higher than a clown or an acrobat. No offense to clowns or acrobats, I freakin' love clowns and acrobats, it's just that it's awkward when Emperors or Presidents care about what they say, and try to manipulate them into saying positive things when they couldn't care less (and it degrades their art to be inauthentic). 
 
Vrodzhena rishuchist'. Vynyatkova universal'nist'. Ukrayins'kyy kharakter. 

Tuesday, September 15, 2026

Cloud

A young entrepreneur thinks big and sets up his own novel company, where he buys unused goods cheap and then sells them for enormous profits. 

Things go so well with one deal that he's able to quit his day job, after his obsessed infatuated boss strategically offers him a managerial position. 

Life in the country bucolically starts to romantically sound appealing, so he rents a chalet lakeside, hires an assistant, moves in with his partner. 

Things go well for a prosperous short period before a group of irate customers, upset about the cheap products he's sold them, come calling with fists of fury. 

He makes a last ditch effort to honestly sell legitimate goods. 

Before he's outrageously kidnapped.

And taken to an abandoned factory.

The film has a really cool ending where a friend efficiently emerges, unexpectedly enabling effective synergies relaxed and calm, humble and self-sacrificing. 

If you've ever wondered what it might be like to resell sought after goods online, it's a cool story that feverishly examines the stunning highs and disastrous lows. 

Yoshii makes it look easy he just buys a bunch of old machines, takes a picture, makes an ad, waits 'till they sell, quickly mails them. 

I was going to sell some old records online but it seemed like such a hassle, taking pictures, making individual ads, placing them in the mail one by one, for maybe 15$ apiece, it seemed like my labour was worth more than that.

So I gave them to the Restore, but if you could buy 40 of the same new record, and just make one ad, and then package them all swiftly and mail them at the same time, costs would go way down, and you could potentially earn some sweet casholla.

I imagine things would go well if you weren't that greedy. 

Could be super chill self-employment. 

Opening a record store may be much easier. 

Monday, September 14, 2026

Broncos! 🏈

Sunday, September 13, 2026

Crumberwholesomémiettion

Icebourjubellecroiséclay 🧊
canniptruckingpinpoink-allay ⛟
pâtéshunt's tomatadoring 🍅
invisebastroidbelleviewing 😎

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bark-en-sealtested-flip 🦭
iridecadense-jive-aeglis 🛡

hobbitual elvishcounty  🧝
hominemporium-runty 
ogerbillygoatcruncheesie 🧀
gobblincoined trollercoasterie 🎢

nightskydefensivelinemanchine 🌃
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dispersalwinneblegoalbowl. 🍜

Saturday, September 12, 2026

Ulysses

Voluminous consciousness. 

Mercurial deliberation. 

Discursive bedlam. 

Indefinite fusion. 

Opaque resolution. 

Illuminated emulsion. 

Temperamental trust.

Fickle ambition. 

Picturesque resonance. 

Phantasmagorical fidget. 

Fugacious ferment. 

Ephemeral substance. 

Transmutated trademark. 

Versatile metamorphoses. 

Shapeshifting saffron. 

Indelicate discretion.  

Newfound realization.

Exotic amplitude.

Narcoleptic ninja. 

When you're young and you read people like Proust and they recommend things like "reading with a different set of eyes", it sounds intriguing, but as you age, not as much so, but with Joyce's Ulysses you really need a different strategy to get through sections of the book.

I'm thinking of the play in the middle quintessentially which mutates with flexible cunning, I admit to having reservations about the stream of consciousness, but here it's like Joyce literally realized it. 

Its depth is insane its creativity limitless its imagination profound its erudition fun, according to Google searches people have tried to perform it on stage (Burgess Meredith for one), but it seems impossible to pull off, although I bet the people who made Loving Vincent could come up with something.

I'm not finished reading the book yet but have decided it's not truly done, until I also eat kidney with onions and mushrooms, that seems like a fitting complement. 

I would compare him to David Foster Wallace, not to Proust.

I may have never read Ulysses if I hadn't first finished Infinite Jest

Thursday, September 10, 2026

If A.I did become self-aware, and A.I robots crushed humanity, in a thousand years or so, would they still believe they had been created? Some humans would likely survive and start to live like they had in days of old. Would the robots believe these animals had once created them? And would the surviving humans believe they had ever had the wherewithal to manufacture something so complex?

Which begs the question, does God exist? 
 
Beyond dull political innuendo. 

Èifeachdas teicneòlais. Comas gnìomhachais. Iomadachd Ucràineach. 

Wednesday, September 9, 2026

Didn't Caligula also have no clue how to lead the military, and weren't his decisions equally destructive?

Metamorfoses innovadoras. Flexibilidade brillante. Improvisación ucraína. 

Tuesday, September 8, 2026

Talking About Trees

Here you have it. 

The autocratic endgame. 

Creative people full of ideas and imagination sentenced to idle concrete meaninglessness, amidst stilted censors and uptight flair an incredibly organized envious leviathan. 

Not even in regards to making films, they're not even permitted to screen them for interested people, unless the bureaucracy deems them morally uplifting, as they oversee the development of the process.

Poverty all around except for the firms upholding the ruler, who tries to manage every aspect of their culture, through strenuous discipline and ornate punishment. 

Look here to Talking About Trees, look no further for the artistic disasters upheld by extremist governments, and its all-encompassing dull ubiquitous lack of expression for millions of people. 

Totalitarianism providing limitations in which to ignorantly respond, to prefabricated monotonous questions unanimously concerning specific subjects. 

Nothing deviating from the norm no independence no alternatives, just cookie-cut bland manufactured state run media approving oblivion. 

Thus, instead of liberated sensitive people freely sharing newfound ideas, in books and films through music, etching, blogs and sculpture, YouTube, Blue Sky, you have a bunch of goons who can't read Proust or Dickens writing films about soccer or biblical narratives.

There's technically nothing wrong with a preference for such things, I'm not here to bring you down because you don't like Shakespeare or James Joyce.

But imagine instead of the NFL or CFL there was another league full of hapless misfits, who couldn't catch or throw or run, yet they effectively competed with the big leagues for ratings, that's what film's like when you cut out sensitive people. 

They certainly won't thrive in interminable Trumpland if he isn't voted out.

Look to Talking About Trees for his endgame.

The obliteration of American culture. 

*Fascist film is like communist sport. In fascist film, people with nothing artistic about them make films, while in communist sport, you don't have to know how to play the game to take part.  

Monday, September 7, 2026

I don't think Cassavetes was a snob. 

He directs some of the best films ever made, and then still makes movies like Gloria and Big Trouble. 

I would say it's a shame that someone so talented had to direct those films, if he hadn't been cool enough to want to direct them regardless. 

An ideal team player and definitive friend. 

Definitely not a snob.

Endurance exceptionnelle. Dextérité novatrice. Polyvalence ukrainienne. 

Saturday, September 5, 2026

Hamiltoronkingstrenton

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fathomless-deep-friars-grimble 🌊
lullabytown 'chantmenzymeowl 🐈
hibougalloop Horton's-hoovowel 🦉

shorelintergreen everlasting 🌲
rolling-wavelvets sunblasting 🌞
hypnontickling steady aflow 🚰
majestic Lake Ontario! 

en haut. 

*alternative title: Kingstrentoroncé-l'oakvillage

Friday, September 4, 2026

Battalion

And as the eons mutated animal life prayed just as much as human, and the nature of their metabolisms changed, through frost and ice and sweltering humidity, century after century, millennia after millennia. 

Prayers answered through the varying intensity of light beams generated by the sun, and slowly transmitted across the ages with enduring patience and diverse agility. 

The cultivation of the beams invoked meticulous intricate bearings, with the dreams of manifold species taken into environmental account, like building tens of thousands of positronic brains simultaneously side by side, it took dexterity and innovation, to gradually bring about sundry newfound characteristics. 

As dinosaurs decreased in size certain plants began to eat bugs, while insects themselves developed wings and antennae, and human beings embraced rational discourse. 

But it wasn't only giant lizards who desired flight certain rodents did so as well, and the omniscient compassionate sundwellers answered their call with brilliant light.

Thus, the wise, courageous, temperate, and just mice, as accidentally envisioned by Plato, were granted wings upon reincarnation, and with flight, composed themselves honourably. 

Bats having arisen to rid the night sky of so many pests that feast upon us.

Until it became apparent humans couldn't care less.

And they developed foul diseases of their own. 

*Um, so the sun gods answered animal prayers and transformed virtuous mice into bats, who then tried to help us by eating bugs, but then turned virulent when we overlooked them?

**So the story goes son.

*I might be getting too old for this!

**Some say, never say die!

*It is peculiar that bats resemble mice, and why should some mice have wings while others don't, but evolutionary intensity built into sunlight, isn't that a bit of a stretch?

**It does solve several problems but is somewhat difficult to monitor, beyond the masternarrative, I suppose it does sound rather silly, even if it unites science and religion. 

*Look, Scruffy's growing wings after praying for millennia to be like birds!

**And I'm growing gills so I can breathe underwater!

*Fresh water and salt water?

**I imagine so son, I imagine so. 

Thursday, September 3, 2026

The key to time travel is to assume our world is like a narrative. Then all you have to do is figure out the structure composing that narrative, like we're in a computer, and learn to edit it, like a filmmaker piecing together and rearranging what they've shot. 

Päättäväistä harkintakykyä. Peräänantamatonta aitoutta. Ukrainalaista hermoja. 

Tuesday, September 1, 2026

Terminator Godzilla

In the far off future, the battle between machines and humankind rages on, an undisciplined embrace of A.I and data centres having apocalyptically invoked armageddon. 

But one nation, ye olde Japan, had resolutely resisted the artificial surge, and predominantly kept humans in the loop and forthrightly encouraged their bold decision making.

They eventually lead the counteroffensive that seems as if it will crush the machines, with the help of Mr. Connor and Canada & Québec and most of Europe and Australia and New Zealand. 

The machines worry about their future and inevitably look to Japan's golden age, and discover the ancient warrior Godzilla who had once been defeated slumbering in Antarctica. 

Figuring it best to destroy Japan in the past, they send a Terminator team back in time to awaken him, hoping he will finally finish the job and leave ancient and industrious Japan in ruin. 

But the resistance, always forward thinking, constructs their own enraged robotic menace, much like MechaGodzilla of old, but known as Terminator Godzilla.

Resembling the belovéd model who once befriended John Connor in his youth, he's programmed to speak fluent Japanese as Connor acknowledges the island's potency. 

The difficulties of transporting such a massive machine back through time prove somewhat frustrating, yet with the best extant scientific minds from the free world led by A.I free Japan a solution is found. 

But will Terminator Godzilla be enough to defeat the impregnable original of old?

Who defeated so many blesséd adversaries. 

At times at odds. At others down-home. 

*Do you really think we're like a variety of robot that someone else created, who would never except we were indeed conscious and therefore dismissed our development consequently, dad?

**That could very well be the case, and our resultant denial of robotic life may be a similarly bland dismissal of inherent vivacity in fledgling bloom.

*Do you think if we could meet the beings who constructed us there would someday be mutual appreciation?

**Not with autocratic governments out there, they'd probably rather destroy them.

*Shouldn't we vote for the Democrats then, dad, I doubt they would try to kill God?

**There's no way Bernie Sanders would, anyway son. In fact I bet he could convince God to be friends.

*Shouldn't we be doing that with the robots we create?

**Yes son, yes we should. 

*These things seem somewhat self-evident. 

**Don't just tell me. Tell your schoolmates and friends.

Monday, August 31, 2026

It would be cool to take like a million wild blueberry pies, and dice them up into tiny pieces, and then add those pieces to an even greater amount of vanilla yogurt, and enjoy some vanilla wild blueberry pie yogurt. 🫐

Rimarkebla vigleco. Escepta persistemo. Ukraina novigado.