It would be cool to see a film with a three-headed monster, one head, Sherlock from Elementary, another, Ron Burgundy from Anchorman, the other, the classic Roy Scheider, in who knows what scenario. 

Has anyone already written the "cloned meat" film where the meat comes alive?

What about a comedy, where there's a Genie, but they're an alcoholic, and they keep messing up wish after wish? 🧞

Why has no one ever made an animated kids film about salmon swimming upstream? 🐻

An independent filmmaker could try to make a film where a lazy ne'er-do-well joins the priesthood because he can't think of anything else to do, only to eventually find himself ethically struggling when an adorable family genuinely relies on his advice. 

Inspired by Bresson. 

During the first week of quitting smoking, as the Nicoderm patch intermittently distributed ample nicotine to my blood, I found I couldn't eat large meals, in fact I wanted to periodically eat small amounts of different food items at sure and steady 30 minute intervals, which reminded me of Friar Tuck from this Rocket Robin Hood video, minus the intervals.

A Rocket Robin Hood feature film could work.

It's cool that scientists have found bacteria that can potentially devour invasive microplastics, but would a film wherein which that bacterial glob is then feasted upon by oceanic lifeforms, who are then transformed into mutated dinosaurial entities, who then head for land, and Terran habitations, not also be somewhat cool?

It'd be cool to see a film that's all about football, being taught during an ESL lesson.

It'd be cool to see an artsy transmigration of souls film.

With ninjas.

It’d be cool to see Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston in a new Judd Apatow film, written by John Waters, with Robert Patrick reprising his role as the T-1000.

Would like to see a film where unmarriable people ironically discuss conjugal virtues (without anyone getting married in the end).

Since Ethan Hawke has taken over for John Cusack by starring in so many cool romantic comedies for the last five plus years, isn't it time for a Cusack/Hawke film that recognizes this fact, in each and every scene, while they fight over a distressed maiden?

Possibly played by Rose McGowan?

Isn't it time?

Isn't it time for the first really high quality blob movie?

Rather than one gluttonous mass slowly expanding on its own, multiple masses could simultaneously develop in different parts of the United States, and they could all slowly start moving towards one another, coming close to creating a colossal amorphous mass in the final moments thereby.

It could be about global warming and its relationship to fast food.

😌

Has anyone ever made a feature length animated film anthropomorphizing pigeons?

Is it possible that the bacteria living within marine animals drives them to beach themselves so that they alone can terrestrially evolve?

Can bacteria evolve into something like an ant or a grasshopper throughout the millennia?

Have the lost subterranean cave dwellers of Antarctica developed batlike senses over the millennia?

I stand with Prime Minister Trudeau in the face of this ludicrous criticism, and I thank him for standing up for the rights of Canadians during the current NAFTA negotiations.

Conspiracy theory me thinks this is part of a big plan to take the heat off Trudeau for purchasing the Kinder Morgan pipeline, and that Canada will make concessions on NAFTA in the upcoming weeks as a form of payback to the Americans, but then I think, that's crazy, and more like a movie than real life.

A good movie idea though.

I was thinking about the spatial and temporal dimensions of the internet when it occurred to me that a funny or horrifying film script might comedically or terrifyingly reflect upon a day when the internet suddenly filled-up, i.e, couldn't handle any more information.

Esquire

Back drop gristle aggregate
a' scrapin' scritchin' scratchin' têtes
the comp assuming marionettes
be everlastingly in debt

unvetted strategy impulsive
Aristophanes in baltic
intrigue discourse increments
recalibrated polled intent

carefully placed in circumstantial
cultural cooler financials
out on site hands-on anointments
paradigms consigned to soylent

unexpected broiled responses
effectively distending paunches
incisive sour mash evergreens
the backlash featured subtlety

conceive.

Has anyone ever made a film about trashy astronauts?

You could call it Asteroids.