Facebook Profile Status Updates

The secret to coming up with the best Facebook Profile Status Updates is having children. If you tend to accept everyone's request for friendship on Facebook, eventually you end up with hundreds of friends, representatives from every social circle in which you have ever participated. Coming up with a witty Profile Status Update that can harmoniously fit into each and every one of these circle's politico-ethical dynamics (which isn't predominantly sarcastic or ironic) is no easy task. But I've met one individual who incorporates their daily interactions with their children into their Updates and each and every time it's Facebook Profile Status Update gold! Hence, while I've never really wanted to have children, now I'm considering it, in order to simplify an arduous part of my life.