Teddy bear grenade.
Assessing assessment.
Transaction traction.
Scrunchity scrunch.
Airlifted.
A smurf and Ronald Weasley discuss the force over Romulan ale.
Microscopic miscommunication.
Cats are better than dogs. Explain why. Your answer will remain valid for 27 days.
The winged tortoise.
Beat heart, beat.
My backpack is full of stones.
Coyote, cougar, kitten.
The wind blows the cherry off your sundae, into your nose, and it’s stuck there for 3.7 years.
Turnip berries.
Headphones, mercenaries, and filibusters.
Have the concepts “political” and “ethical” been masculinised and feminized respectively?
A non-scientific story/myth explaining the presence of the sun/rain/gravity.
The Cold. The bitter, bitter, cold. (Non-scientific responses please).
You are a spy caught in a tricky situation. The only tools you have are a toothpick, pop can, and remote control.
A treaty has been signed.
Whiskers.
Alpine Touring.
The Oil Sands.
Jubilation.
The solution is found thanks to ice cream.
Terrorist at the Olympics falls in love.
Cheese, melted.
Horned-Grizzly-Bears.
Mitigated misfortune.
There is a bloody knife sticking out of a tree below which lies a ham on rye sandwich. A family of elk is nearby.
Superman and Wolverine have both fallen for Batgirl and Batman turns out to be Winston Churchill.
You are a quilt.
You place a pizza in the oven in order to bake it and out pops a surly leprechaun.
A black bird singing in the dead of night.
H1N1. Realistic threat or manufactured monstrosity?
Genetically modified foods: disturbingly delicious?
The Horn of Plenty.
Empty carriage.
Slivers, splinters, sentiments.
Motivation.
Make the right call.
Resisted impulse.
It’s simply recreational.
Poetical mathematics.
Renegade potato.
PAC – This acronym stands for something secret which is itself a code name for something mainstream.
A Horned-Grizzly-Bear meets Cinderalla.
Re-established retrograde resilience.
Synergy.
Resolve, restate, resign.
That was a bad idea.
Psychic cat who can’t talk.
You’re a doctor of letters diagnosing medical problems with poetry.
I spent to much time thinking about ethics and wound up broke.
Can’t get rid of this itch.
Birds of a feather.
Despotic deadline.
Horned-Grizzly-Bear takes on a post-apocalyptic Santa.
Summer days, summer nights.
Love at first bite.
Metropolitan meltdown.
Your parents named you Sparkle. You are upset.
Your novel is now famous; however, the most influential critics misunderstood your fundamental purpose. What do you do?
You’re trying to develop a new personality but your friends are intent on treating you as they did before. What do you do?
You’re a communist who can’t stand people.
Your favourite super heroes have living parents and they’re beatniks. Describe a typical outing during which the super hero becomes frustrated.
Two dates at the same time.
Electrical outlets as a metaphor for pulsation.
Technological nature/naturalistic technology.
Bears can talk. You are a bear. You are talking.
You are responsible for developing a Federal approach to language legislation within a multilingual country. What do you do?
Your are a film reel who can be recycled and are tired of being used for kitsch that doesn’t have a camp punch.
Micromanaging.
Coffee, a walk to the park, and then . . .