Never realized the dramatic opportunities awaiting one when they visit a doctor's office until last Saturday. Within such an office, you usually must wait for a specific period of time in order to see the dispenser of alimentary goodwill. But before seeing them, your name is announced for everyone to hear and analyze. Hence, while waiting, it's important to ensure that when your name is announced you have a theatrical response ready at hand with which to dazzle and delight those who remain waiting, as if to say, "yes, it is my turn, and even though I'm happy to have been provided with this release, I still feel for those who continue to wait and will not forget their unheralded plight as I travel to the sacred office of their desire."