Showering

And I noted, that within my showering routine, a strict regiment of order had been regulating my activities for some time, procedures A through D having been linearized in relation to the possibility of the water suddenly stopping or becoming unmanageable, so that the necessary tasks, those which could not be comfortably undertaken outside of the shower's domain, would be accomplished first. And I thought that since the likelihood of the water stopping or suddenly freezing up was slim, I could, from time to time, floss before shampooing, brush my teeth before lathering up, and so on.