Saturday, December 30, 2023
Snorakelvinstaj
Friday, December 29, 2023
Polaris
Thursday, December 28, 2023
Wednesday, December 27, 2023
The Croods
Ancient times, as one oft referenced environmental epoch matriculately metastasizes into another, a family left endeavouring to sensationally survive within, as massive earthquakes and catastrophic rock slides cataclysmically converge to destroy their oldest school cave dwelling, they flee together as one, always bearing in mind their familial solidarity.
Change is definitively critiqued and infuriatingly avoided by the Croods, who have bluntly outlasted their fellow citizens through courageous pluck and dynastic brawn.
But their eldest daughter (Emma Stone as Eep) seeks challenge and novelty and starts striking out from their cave on her own, accidentally meeting an inventive beau (Ryan Reynolds as Guy) who lives independently within the harsh lands.
They become further acquainted after her family departs for the unknown realm, where father Grug's (Nicolas Cage) dependable hunting skills have no time to adapt to the mysterious wonders.
Used to being the unparalleled patriarch he must suddenly intuit a secondary role, Borg implants still millions of years off, frustration and anger therefore materializing.
Yet landscape shifts and paradigmatic upheavals expediently necessitate hierarchical improvisation.
His family still relying on his strength.
As their world crashes in all around them.
I'm not sure how we evolved or multivariably mutated over the course of millions of years, even if sci-fi suggests we emerged from practical interactive interminglings.
Thus, humanoids from another planet who had thoroughly destroyed their world, crash-landed on ours thinking survival would be simple considering their vast hospitable technologies.
But arriving somewhere lacking the infrastructure to even produce a nail or screw, they soon found themselves at the mercy of local populations who already knew how to formidably survive.
Some resisted the acculturation and sought to remain pure and independent (the Malfoys), while many others realized the benefits of interspecial co-habitation and set about cultivating their mutual prosperity (the Potters).
Hence, to this postmodern day a mix of the caveperson and the alien still resides, within every culture across the land, producing a wide mix of compelling variety.
And the ancient puritan incestuous impulses still blindly guide at other times as well, even millions of restitutive years later the same fear of change and innovation flourishing.
Nevertheless, somewhere hidden upon the globe lies the ancient remains of those original spacecrafts!
Could they be the first cohesive multicultural evidence?
Still collaboratively resonating to this very day!
Tuesday, December 26, 2023
Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway
Sunday, December 24, 2023
Saturday, December 23, 2023
Reindermindfur(l)ees
Friday, December 22, 2023
The Secret Life of Pets
Wednesday, December 20, 2023
The Nine Lives of Christmas
Tuesday, December 19, 2023
Family Switch
Sunday, December 17, 2023
Saturday, December 16, 2023
Apparajeloquench
Friday, December 15, 2023
Sing
Wednesday, December 13, 2023
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: The Movie
Tuesday, December 12, 2023
Bullet Train
Saturday, December 9, 2023
Spinistereohoodchumdrum
Friday, December 8, 2023
Creed III
Thursday, December 7, 2023
Cane Toads: The Conquest
Wednesday, December 6, 2023
The Holiday Calendar
Tuesday, December 5, 2023
Au hasard Balthazar (Balthazar)
Saturday, December 2, 2023
Alluminusha'e
Friday, December 1, 2023
New Rose Hotel
Thursday, November 30, 2023
Mis dos voces (My Two Voices)
Wednesday, November 29, 2023
Démanty noci (Diamonds of the Night)
Tuesday, November 28, 2023
Le vent souffle où il veut (A Man Escaped)
Saturday, November 25, 2023
Balbapogossamurmrye
Friday, November 24, 2023
A Beautiful Life
Thursday, November 23, 2023
Speedy
Wednesday, November 22, 2023
Fool's Paradise
Tuesday, November 21, 2023
The Net
Monday, November 20, 2023
Sunday, November 19, 2023
Saturday, November 18, 2023
Galameandersongbird
Friday, November 17, 2023
Grey Cup Pick
Winnipeg Blue Bombers/Montréal Alouettes: I don't know if you've ever driven to Winnipeg but it's worth doing at least once. The trek west is full of wonder and the forest seems like it will never end. But then when you hit Manitoba it abruptly does and you find yourself suddenly surrounded by farmer's fields. Approaching the chill city that farmers built. Farmers who vote for the NDP. Its football team has distinguished itself over the years and has recently put together quite the run. If they had only scored two more points they would have in fact won the Grey Cup three years in a row. This year it's back to the Hammer to contend down south for the coveted trophy. In a city where they've beaten the home team far too often. No need to mention how many times. But Montréal. I just looked through the Grey Cup list of champions. And Winnipeg has never played Montréal in the finals! In a year where the Alouettes owned Hamilton, it's time they kept that unprecedented (?) streak alive. To exceptionally emerge indubitably possessive of unheralded herculean triumph! The Cup heading back to Montréal! Fajardo and the D having emerged CFL legends. Faites du Bruit! 🏈