Cannonballs

One of the surstratas duties is the construction of realistic representatives of canonized objects, in singular or in combination (the duration of the canonized manifestation lasting for a predetermined period of time inversely proportional to social circumstances encouraged). Hence, when you meet a pair who you think ideally reflect both sound and fury, it's not that you simply think this, it's that they are The Sound and the Fury brought to life for your bemusement.